If you listen closely to the Christmas songs about ol’ Saint Nick, he’s really not the best role-model out there. In fact, he’d probably make a good mob boss.

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↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
[At the DBM HQ, the family is sitting around a conference table...]
Leo the Boss: "Before we adjourn, are there any other matters needing to be discussed?"
Benny the Bookie: "Next year we need to get in on a Christmas racket! Leo, just hear me out..."

Panel 2:
Benny the Bookie: "He’s making a list, He’s checking it twice, He’s gonna find out, Who’s naughty or nice."
Benny the Bookie: "He sees you when you’re sleeping, He knows when you’re awake, He knows if you’ve been bad or good..."
Benny the Bookie: "It’s all right there!"
Jimmy the Nose: [off-screen] "He’s got a point."

Panel 3:
Jimmy the Nose: "Santa’s got stalking, wiretapping, breaking and entering, identity theft, coercion and blackmail all covered."
Kenny the Crypt: "Nothing says holiday spirit like coercion and blackmail."