Meet Tommy S. Gunn, a sugar loving, beat cop who is just in the job for the paycheck.

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Panel 1:
[Tommy Gunn, a beat-cop squirrel stands in front of a buffet of desserts.]
Tommy Gunn: "I’ll take a few of these, a couple of those--ooh cannolis!!!"

Panel 2:
[Tommy Gunn spits out the cannoli.]
Tommy Gunn: "BLECH! What is this junk?!?"

Panel 3:
[On the table next to the donuts lays the newspaper announcing the sugar ban.]