For those of you dying to know about Groot Beer. It’s like root beer except staring Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy. I stole it from Dawn Griffin creator of the comic strip Zorphbert and Fred.
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[A rat walks up to a vending machine.]
Rat: "Ooh! Bark's Groot Beer!"
[Vic the Lead is watching tv at his house.]
Fluff: [news anchor] "Authorities were alerted after learning about a small explosion near 4th and Main street. They believe it was caused by Composition C-4."
Vic the Lead: "C-4...BINGO!"