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Panel 1:
Benny the Bookie: "Since it’s Thanksgiving, let’s all say what we are thankful for. I am thankful for friends."
Leadfoot Lucy: "Chai."
Jimmy the Nose: "Family."
Vinnie the Mouth: "Naps."
Leo the Boss: "Revenge."
Kenny the Crypt: "Zero day exploits."
Vic the Lead: "General Electric, belt fed, full auto, six barrel, 600 round per minute mini gun."
Frankie the Force: "Cement shoes."
Salvatore Bolts III: "Turkey!"
Turkey: "This is awkward."