Bag of Tricks
At least Mickie Potatoes has the brains to seek reputable sources for his investigations. I didn’t say that Kenny was honest/respectable, but at least he actually knows what he’s talking about when it comes to technology.
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Kenny the Crypt: "Well now detectives, how can I be of service?"
Mickie Potatoes: "We found this bug while on assignment. Have you seen anything like this before?"
[Tommy Gunn holds out the bug.]
Kenny the Crypt: "Wow, talk about ancient technology! Electronic eavesdropping devices like that haven’t been used for ages: at least twenty or thirty years!"
Tommy Gunn: "It’s THAT old?"
Kenny the Crypt: "Certainly. These devices now are more compact, usually no bigger than a pin-hole."
[The detectives leave.]
Tommy Gunn: [whispering] "The question now is do you believe him?"
Mickie Potatoes: [whispering] "Unfortunately we don’t have much of a choice. Who else are we going to ask? I’m not taking this any higher until we’ve got some hard evidence."
Tommy Gunn: "Do I want to know what that tip cost us?"
Mickie Potatoes: "Don’t even ask."