It should surprise no one that Jeremiah was hired under false pretenses. Looks like the only processes that he’s looking to improve are the ones where he gets paid.
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[Leo the Boss is riding in a car with Leadfoot Lucy.]
Leo the Boss: [on the phone] "Thanks for checking in Jimmy, yes, Jeremiah’s been vetted. Vinnie brought him in. He’ll be streamlining some of our operational processes."
Jimmy the Nose: "It looks like your story checks out, but I still don’t trust you. I’ll be keeping an eye on you."
Jeremiah Worthington Jr.: "No worries Johnny, I wouldn’t expect any less. You can’t be too careful these days."
Jeremiah Worthington Jr.: "Phew! That was a close call. Time to get back to work."
[Jeremiah Worthington Jr. places a listening device behind a vase of flowers.]