Murphie always has the worst of luck. Well, I guess that’s why it’s called Murphie’s Law.
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Steel Toes: [off-screen] "Creatures of the jury, please inform us of your verdict."
Juror #1: "We find the defendant, Leo Veronisci, not guilty on all charges."
Steel Toes: [thinking] "Just like I expected!"
Steel Toes: [thinking] "WAIT!!! WHAT?!?"
Steel Toes: *sigh* "...ok Leo, you are free to go."
[Leo the Boss and Vinnie the Mouth are speechless.]
Murphie: [thinking] "JUST MY LUCK..."