Ah Sal, your efforts always leave us speechless.

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↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
[A turkey is on the loose at DBM HQ.]
Jimmy the Nose: [outside of panel] "SAL!!! Little help?"
Salvatore "Bolts" III: "Huh?"

Panel 2:
[Salvatore "Bolts" III turns around. The turkey bounces off of him.]
*BOING!*

Panel 3:
[Salvatore "Bolts" III turns back around and starts walking off.]
Salvatore "Bolts" III: "No need to thank me, it was the least I could do."
Jimmy the Nose: "Quite literally."