This comic was directly inspired after reading the book “Donnie Brasco” which was made into a movie starring Johnny Depp and Al Pacino, and details the story of FBI Agent Joseph Pistone who infiltrated the Bonanno crime family as a fake jewel thief.

According to Joseph Pistone (Donnie Brasco), wiseguys never make restaurant reservations. Instead, they’ll walk up to a hostess, tell them their name and if they say, “I’m sorry, there’s no reservation under that name,” they’ll loudly reply, “Well, why not?!?” and make a big enough stink to get a table anyways.

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