![Panel 1:
[Mickie Potatoes and Tommy Gunn are inside Pizza Pirate's storage room.]
Tommy Gunn: "You’d think a place with 'pirate' in the name would at least have some kind of contraband."
[From inside the break room, next door.] Pirate Mike: "Nay, but we canst get it for ye!"
Panel 2:
Tommy Gunn: "You know where the real sugar is?"
Pirate Mike: "Alas! Aye, a pirate always knows. But me’ help'll cost ye."
Panel 3:
[In the break room of Pizza Pirate, Pirate Mike is on the phone with a wad of cash.]
Pirate Mike: "They be closer to findin' Davy Jones' Locker than ye guys."
[At a meeting with the DBM crew...]
Leo the Boss: "Splendid."
Vinnie the Mouth: "Thanks Mike!"](http://comics.dustbunnymafia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/2014-11-28-Red-Herring.jpg "Panel 1:
[Mickie Potatoes and Tommy Gunn are inside Pizza Pirate's storage room.]
Tommy Gunn: \"You’d think a place with 'pirate' in the name would at least have some kind of contraband.\"
[From inside the break room, next door.] Pirate Mike: \"Nay, but we canst get it for ye!\"
Panel 2:
Tommy Gunn: \"You know where the real sugar is?\"
Pirate Mike: \"Alas! Aye, a pirate always knows. But me’ help'll cost ye.\"
Panel 3:
[In the break room of Pizza Pirate, Pirate Mike is on the phone with a wad of cash.]
Pirate Mike: \"They be closer to findin' Davy Jones' Locker than ye guys.\"
[At a meeting with the DBM crew...]
Leo the Boss: \"Splendid.\"
Vinnie the Mouth: \"Thanks Mike!\"")
Today’s special guest is: Pirate Mike, a delightful pirate character who is described as a “maladjusted suburbanite.” I knew that Pirate Mike would be a great co-conspirator of the Dust Bunny Mafia and would fit perfectly in this chapter who may have information, but also has an agenda of his own when dealing with law enforcement.
Pirate Mike stars in his own comic. A new comic it comes out every Friday and it can be found at http://piratemikecomics.com.
Pirate Mike and the location of Pizza Pirate was created and is owned by Brad Perri. Character and location were used with permission.
I just left a comment on this one at Brad’s site.
Wonder where they’ll find the sugar? At a candy store?
Perhaps! In this storyline, sugar has been banned, but real sugar is still being distributed.