A long time ago when Simon and Gina, his wife, were preparing to be first time parents for the 200 soon to be born spiders, Simon ambitiously bought an entire book store’s worth of nursery rhymes and committed them to memory. The Itsy Bitsy Spider in particular was a favorite of his.

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↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
Carl the Cockroach: "Ok Simon, they’re passing under my location...now, you’ve got 30 seconds!"

Panel 2:
Simon 'The Huntsman' Cerbalus: "The Itsy Bitsy spider crawls down the water spout..."

Panel 3:
[Inside the sewers...]
Rat: "Dino, I’ve got a bad feeling about this..."
*Alert message: Danger, Will Robinson!*
Dino: "Whoops! My phone’s low battery warning."