It’s time to properly introduce you to Simon ‘The Huntsman’ Cerbalus, one of the oldest living mobsters in Fairview. Simon was last “seen” at the end of the Sugar Ban story arc, in “Crawl Out of the Woodwork.” Simon has been spinning his web through the various groups over the past several years. His most recent noteworthy accomplishment is putting Paul ‘Steel Toes’ Della in jail during the Sugar Ban, which you can read here. Simon has been a bit of a recluse for the past twenty years or so, why you ask? Well, we’ll be getting to that a bit later, but first, we’ll get to know him a bit better and introduce you to his crew.
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[Simon 'The Huntsman' Cerbalus sits reading in his parlour.]
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Carl the Cockroach: [on the phone] "Simon, are you there?"
Simon 'The Huntsman' Cerbalus: "How many times have I I told you to not interrupt me while I am reading?!?"
Carl the Cockroach: "Many times Sire, but this time, I’ve got a visitor for
you...in the tunnels!"
[Outside the house, Dino is leading a rat into the sewer system.]
Rat: "Dino, are you sure that these sewers will lead us to the prison?"
Dino: "Of course I’m sure. I read it online!"