You’d think that there’d be more lawyers that would eventually stop practicing law and start using the law.

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↓ Transcript
Panel 1:
Vinnie the Mouth: "Vinnie's Legal Aid, Vinnie speaking."
Guido the Tongue: (a salamander) [on the phone] "Hi, yes, do you practice law?"

Panel 2:
Vinnie the Mouth: "Yes, I've been practicing law for twenty years now."
Guido the Tongue: [on the phone] "CLICK!"

Panel 3:
Guido the Tongue: "I've called twenty lawyers, and the best anyone can offer is to 'practice' law. I need someone who actually knows it!"